I Look At Autism Like A Bus

Seven Years I Worked At The Polish Deli. It's A Very Slow Deli. So I Sat Around A Lot On My Stool At The Cashier. And I'd Sign My Autograph On All The Bags I'd Put The Milk In. Just Everyday, Practice My Autograph. And The Manager Of The Store Would Take Some Of Them And Tape Them Against The Wall. And He'd Say, "some Day, I'm Telling You, It Will Be Worth Something." And I'm Like 13, Going, "really?!" And When I Go Back There, He Still Has Them On The Wall. It's Very Cute.

Why Should 20-year-olds Only Be Considered Sexy? I Think We Get Better With Age.

When I Was A Little Girl, Rocking My Little Dolls, I Remember Thinking I Would Be The World's Best Mom, And So Far I've Done It.

Information On How To Heal Autism And How To Possibly Delay Vaccines Or Prevent Autism Shouldn't Come From Me. It Should Come From The Medical Establishment.

I Guess Now That I Think Back, I Used To Play Priest And Be A Funny Priest. I Don't Know, I Grew Up In Such A Catholic Family That I Kind Of Liked To Test The Boundaries A Little Bit And I Think I Had Fun Watching My Mom Laugh.