I Looked Up My Family Tree And

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.