I Looked Up My Family Tree And

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.