I Love Being A Dad. I Just

If People Would Only Look To The Cookie, All Our Problems Would Be Solved.

Why Is It When You Turn On The Tv You See Ads For Telephone Companies, And When You Turn On The Radio You Hear Ads For Tv Shows, And When You Get Put On Hold On The Phone You Hear A Radio Station?

I Don't Return Fruit. Fruit's A Gamble. I Know That Going In.

Boy, I Miss The Days They Made Toys That Could Kill A Kid.

Well, All Comedy Starts With Anger. You Get Angry, And Its Never For A Good Reason, Right? You Know Its Not A Good Reason. And Then You Try And Work It From There.