I Love Black People, But I Hate

Now That I Have Children, I Realize Taking Care Of My Children Is More Fun Than Anything In The Whole World.

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.

I Know What You're Thinking: Why Is Chris Rock Bagging Groceries? But I Dropped Out Of High School In The Tenth Grade, So If I Couldn't Tell Jokes This Is Exactly What I'd Be Doing.

Why Do People Do Yoga? To Clear Their Minds? I Embrace The Clutter In My Head.