I Love Cop Shows And Crime Books

Gay Guys Know How To Craft, And They Craft Really Well. Straight Guys, Forget It.

When I'm By Myself, I Never Play Music. I Have A Lot Of It, For A Girl, But I Don't Listen To It A Lot. I Hate Picking Music Out, I'm Not Good At It.

My Mom Used To Say That Greek Easter Was Later Because Then You Get Stuff Cheaper.

I'm Drawn To Real-life Characters. A Lot Of The Characters I Play, I've Had In Me Since Second Grade. I've Been Dragging Them Around My Entire Life, And Then Sometimes I Marry Them With Different People. But Seldom Have I Really Come Up With A New Character. In My Head It's Like, "i'll Pull That Person Out That I've Been Doing Since Sixth Grade And See Where They're At Right Now.".

I Don't Really Consider Myself To Be A Comedian. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm Sitting Around Writing Jokes Or Anything. I Just Like Dressing Up And Pretending To Be Other People.