I Love Doing Stuff With Todd Barry

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

I'm Finally Going To Be Able To Finally Criticize [hillary Clinton] Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist - That Idea. I'm Not A Fan, I Don't Like Her, But You Can't Say Anything Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist Pig, Which Is Unfair.

There's Quite An Overlap Between Musicians - Especially Drummers - Who Have An Affection And A Proclivity Towards Comedy And Comedians Who Fantasize About Being In A Band. And A Lot Of Comics Play Instruments.

All My Friends Are Always Telling Me How Hard It Is To Have Kids. 'oh, David, It's So Hard.' That's Not Hard. I'll Tell You What Hard Is. Try Talking Your Girlfriend Into Her Third Consecutive Abortion. Yeah, That's Hard, That Takes Finesse. You're Just Inconvenienced.

I Think It Was There Before, But - Because Of Social Media, Too - There Are These People Who Fancy Themselves As Tolerant, And Don't See The Hypocrisy And Double Standard Of How They're Not Tolerant At All, And They're Just Strident And They Don't Listen. There's No Dialogue Anymore. That's Maybe, Truly, The Worst Part Of Trump's Legacy Is Just People Yelling At Each Other.