I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get

I Was Told To Stay Away From Pasta And Bread For Two Weeks. Not Eating Pasta? That'll Kill Me. Anything Else, But Why Pasta?

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.

Everywhere I Go, I Feel Strange.

I've Had Heroes In My Life - Joe Dimaggio, Babe Ruth.