I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get

Guys Ask Me, Don't I Get Burned Out? How Can You Get Burned Out Doing Something You Love? I Ask You, Have You Ever Got Tired Of Kissing A Pretty Girl?

If You Don't Root For The Dodgers, You Might Not Get Into Heaven.

Think About Each Pitch Like You Think About Women, Then Select One Which Is Particularly Appealing.

Everything I Have, I Owe To Baseball And The Dodgers.

I Bleed Dodger Blue And When I Die, I'm Going To The Big Dodger In The Sky.