I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get

I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity In Front Of My Wife, Or My Daughter, Or My Granddaughter Or Anybody Else's Wife.

The Only Angels In Los Angeles Are In Heaven, And They're Looking Down On The Dodgers.

Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight And Narrow Path.

He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog; A Dog Is Loyal And Runs After Balls.

I've Got A Portrait In The Smithsonian. Who Ever Thought That Would Happen?