I Love Kale. I Bake It. I

I've Always Had A Fascination With Hugging (i'm Not Really Particular About Who Or What It Is I'm Embracing As Long As There's A “squish” Factor).

If You Can Dress As A Stormtrooper And Go To A Laundromat, Or Wear A Sexy Cheese Gown In Public, You Might Start To Find "normal" Social Interactions A Little Less Daunting.

Well, I Like To Write Poetry. I'm A Published Poet.

When I Try To Use Incantations At Work I Often Find They Have No Effect And My Coworkers Just Laugh At Me.

I Also Have Two Children Under Three Who Keep Me Up All Night And Don't Seem To Understand The Benefits Of Sitting In Silence, Which Has Presented An Interesting Challenge.