I Love Nature, I Just Don't Want

I'm Generally Not A Social Dramatist Or Comedy Writer. My Interests Have Always Been More In Psychological Stories Or Personal Relations And Comic Ideas.

There's An Old Joke - Um... Two Elderly Women Are At A Catskill Mountain Resort, And One Of 'em Says, "boy, The Food At This Place Is Really Terrible." The Other One Says, "yeah, I Know; And Such Small Portions." Well, That's Essentially How I Feel About Life - Full Of Loneliness, And Misery, And Suffering, And Unhappiness, And It's All Over Much Too Quickly.

Showing Up Is 80 Percent Of Life.

I Think A Relationship Is Like A Shark. It Has To Constantly Move Forward Or It Dies.

Well, If I Don't Get At Least 16 Hours, I'm A Basket Case.