I Love The Fact That I Have

The World Can't Tell You Who You Are. You've Just Got To Figure Out Who You Are And Be There, For Better Or Worse.

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

If You're Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston, And Your Marriage Is Breaking Up - That's An Awful Thing. But To See That Speculation In People, It's Gotta Sting A Little Bit.

I Think Every Group Of Black Guys Should Have At Least One White Guy In It.

Weed's Not As Bad As Everything Else... 'cause Weed Is A Background Substance. You Know What I Mean, You Can Smoke Some Herb And Still Function. You Ain't Crisp... But You'll Function.