I Love The Fact That Trying Is

The Death Star Is Just Full Of British Actors Opening Doors And Going,oh... I... Oh... What Is It Lieutenant Sebastian? It's Just The Rebels, Sir... They're Here. My God, Man! Do They Want Tea? No, I Think They're After Something A Bit More Than That, Sir. I Don't Know What It Is, But They've Brought A Flag. Damn, That's Dash Cunning Of Them.

If There Is A God, His Plan Is Very Similar To Someone Not Having A Plan.

I Like My Coffee Hot And Strong. Like I Like My Women: Hot And Strong...with A Spoon In Them.

I Did Bronze Survival Swimming. I Could Save People In A Bronzey Kind Of Way.

How To Survive Boarding School. Do Not Express Emotion, Do Not Feel Emotion, Do Not Have Emotion. If Someone Hits You, Hit Them Back, If Someone Argues With You, Argue Back, Never Give In An Inch, Never Look Vulnerable And You Will Survive.