I Love The Fact That Trying Is

The Pope Is Guarded By The Swiss Guard Who Stand Proudly In Pajamas And Silly Hats.

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

Cause If You're A Transvestite, You're Actually A Male Tomboy, That's Where The Sexuality Is. Yeah, It's Not Drag Queen, No; Gay Men Have Got That Covered. This Is Male Tomboy, And People Do Get That Mixed Up, They Put Transvestite There - No No No No! Little Bit Of A Crowbar Separation, Thank You! And Gay Men, I Think, Would Agree. It's Male Lesbian, That's Really Where It Is, Ok? Because... It's True! 'cause Most Transvestites Fancy Girls, Fancy Women. So That's Where It Is.

Spiders Frighten Me. In Response To The Spider Alerts For Australia, Please Can The Australian Government Remove All Spiders From Australia And Blow Them Into Outer Space.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!