I Love To Go To The Doctor.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.