I Love To Write Jokes And That's

Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live In This Century.

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him