I Love You Like A Fat Kid

If Our Mushrooms Make You Hallucinate, Please Inform Us Immediately So We Can Overcharge You.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.

I Try To Avoid Giving Advice.

Everything You Learn Becomes A Shortcut For Understanding Something Else.