I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

My Wife Is Such A Bad Cook, If We Leave Dental Floss In The Kitchen The Roaches Hang Themselves.

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly That She Was Known As A Two-bagger. That's When You Put A Bag Over Your Head In Case The Bag Over Her Head Breaks.