My Wife And I Were Happy For

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.