My Wife And I Were Happy For

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.