I'm A Creative Guy, Artistically With Graphics.

Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get To Sears By Themselves.

As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.

I Think There's A Percentage [of The Audience] That Don't Realize, That Don't Know That [standup] Is How Everything Began. We Planned It, We Work Hard, Rehearsals To Get This. It's More Of A ... It's Not Just Coming In There In A T-shirt And Holding A Microphone.

Anytime You Work With Animals, You Begin To See More Humanity In Them.

I'm A Very Bad Student, But A Great Learner.