You Don't Know What People Are Really

The World's A Mean Place. It's Unfair, Then It's Fair. It's Hateful, Then It's Loving. It's A Very Peculiar Place On Philosophical And Metaphysical And Religious Levels.

The Big Advantage To Playing The Venetian In Las Vegas - Where It's A Beautiful Theater - Is That Unlike Other Places, Even Many Other Nice Venues, I Can Do A Set And Lighting Cues, I Can Put On A Real Show. I Can Dress Up, Wear A Tux.

Kids Learn By Example. If I Respect Mom, They're Going To Respect Mom.

I Know It Sounds Odd, But I Want To Make A Rolex-quality Screwdriver.

I Am A Thespian Trapped In A Man's Body.