I'm A Failed Pop Star. I Always

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Take A Picture Not A Trophy This Is How Real Men Shoot Animals

I Remember The First Check I Got For 'the Office,' And It Made Me Feel Sad. It Ruined It. ... Because There Was Sort Of A Nobility In Poverty.

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Piracy Doesn't Kill Music, Boy Bands Do.