I'm A Great Believer In Luck And

I Check My Pulse And If I Can Find It, I Know I've Got A Chance

People Like To Do What They Used To Do After They've Stopped Being Able To Do It.

How Many Honest Men Do You Know? Take The Sinners Away From The Saints, You're Lucky To End Up With Abraham Lincoln.

Twenty-five Years Ago I Couldn`t Walk Down The Street Without Being Recognized. Now I Can Put A Cap On, Walk Anywhere And No One Pays Me Any Attention. They Don`t Ask Me About My Movies And They Don`t Ask Me About My Salad Dressing Because They Don`t Know Who I Am. Am I Happy About This? You Bet.

Newman's First Law: It Is Useless To Put On Your Brakes When You're Upside Down.