I'm A Horse Of A Man!

You Know What, I Distinctly Remember My Boat Blew Up And I Was Killed!

I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish For: Oh No, My Head Has Just Exploded!

The Only Person To Ever Look Good In The Back Of A 4-seater Convertible Was Adolf Hitler

Asking The Front Wheels Of A Car To Do Their Normal Job Of Steering While Handling More Than 170 Is Like Asking A Man To Wire A Plug While Juggling. Penguins. While Making Love. To A Beautiful Woman While On Fire, On Stage. In Front Of The Queen. It's All Going To Go Wrong.

Telling People At A Dinner Party You Drive A Nissan Almera Is Like Telling Them You've Got The Ebola Virus And You're About To Sneeze.