I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

I'm Never Embarassed.

People Always Say He Can Run And He Can Jump. So Can A Deer And You Wouldn't Put A Deer In The Game.

Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It.