I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.

I'm Still Going To Disney World.

It Bothers Me When I Hear These Reporters And Jocks Get On Tv And Say: 'oh, No Guy Can Come Out In A Team Sport. These Guys Would Go Crazy.' First Of All, Quit Telling Me What I Think. I'd Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can't Play.

People Always Say He Can Run And He Can Jump. So Can A Deer And You Wouldn't Put A Deer In The Game.

I Got Pulled Over When I Was Behind The Wheel Of A Porsche In Philly Once For What We Call Dwb - Driving While Black.