People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

If You Can't Slam With The Best, Then Jam With The Rest.

But When I See A Story On Welfare On Television, They Only Show Black People.

The Meek May Inherit The Earth, But They Wont Get The Ball From Me.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.