They Run Like Deer, Jump Like Deer

I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be Role Models. I Believe Parents Should Be Role Models.... It's Not Like It Was When I Was Growing Up. My Mom And My Grandmother Told Me How It Was Going To Be. If I Didn't Like It, They Said, Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out. Parents Have To Take Better Control.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.

America Is Divided By Economics, And We As Americans, We've Got To Do A Better Job Of Supporting Poor People.

I'm Never Embarassed.

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.