I'm A One-nation Tory.

In 1904, 20 Per Cent Of Journeys Were Made By Bicycle In London. I Want To See A Figure Like That Again. If You Can't Turn The Clock Back To 1904, What's The Point Of Being A Conservative?

I Have As Much Chance Of Becoming Prime Minister As Of Being Decapitated By A Frisbee Or Of Finding Elvis.

He Is Like Some Sherry-crazed Old Dowager Who Has Lost The Family Silver At Roulette, And Who Now Decides To Double Up By Betting The House As Well.

My Point Is That This Potter Business Has Legs. It Will Run And Run, And We Must Be Utterly Mad, As A Country, To Leave It To The Americans To Make Money From A Great British Invention. I Appeal To The Children Of This Country And To Their Potter-fiend Parents To Write To Warner Bros And Universal, And Perhaps, Even, To The Great J K Herself. Bring Harry Home To Britain-and If You Want A Site With Less Rainfall Than Rome, With Excellent Public Transport, And Strong Connections To Harry Potter, I Have Just The Place.

I Think It's Absolutely Amazing And How The Remain Side Have The Cheek To Come And Tell Us That We Improve Our Security By Staying In This Organisation I Do Not Understand.