I'm A Selfish, Little Pig Of A

I Don't Need Politicians Doing A 24-hour Prayer With Oral Roberts To Get Our Country Back On Track.

You've Got To Be Stupid To Heckle Me - I Am Very Equipped To Win.

That's The Funny Thing About Religion: It Doesn't Matter What You Say, You're Going To Upset Someone.

You Look At My Audience, And It Proves What Congress Thinks America Is, Is Wrong. I Get People Across The Political Spectrum. Parents And Kids Come And They're All Punked Out, And There Are These Other Guys In John Deere Caps.

If You Want To Get An Audience Quiet, Just Say "abortion" And Everybody Shuts Up And The Tension In The Room Is Spectacular.