I'm A Selfish, Little Pig Of A

I Love Anything That Gets Me Outside Of My Own Head.

Democrats Are Like A Big Tortoise That's On Its Back And Can't Get Up; You Can't Make Jokes About That.

As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The Comic Can Be More Psychotic.

Mother Teresa Had A Mustache. Hitler Had A Mustache. Mother Teresa Is Hitler.

Should I Eat This Or Should I Eat This? Well, I'll Have To Eat Both!