I'm A Tearless Clown. If I Were

I Used To Stay Up At Night And Sneak Into The Tv Room, Past My Parents, Who Were Asleep, To Watch Saturday Night's 'main Event.' That's How I Started Watching Snl. On Accident.

I'm A Tearless Clown. If I Were To Get A Tattoo, It Would Be The Two Masks, And They Would Be Both Smiling.

I've Always Felt That If Something Is Polarizing, That's Usually The Stuff I Like The Most. If Something Is Taking A Chance And Is Willing To Be Weird, That's My Favorite Thing. I Know There's Somebody Out There Who Hates It.

I Do A Lot Of Laughing At My Own Self In Life, So I Think I Come At Things With A Pretty Easygoing View.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.