If I Watch An Episode Of Snl,

That Is A Strange Phenomenon, People Pretending To Be Other People.

I Too Turned To Webster's Dictionary And It Defined Harvard University As A Season For Gathering Crops.

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

If Had A Penny For Every Strange Look I've Gotten From Strangers On The Street I'd Have About 10 To 15 Dollars, Which Is A Lot When You're Dealing With Pennies.

Comedy Always Works Better When You're Tracking The Story And You Care About The Characters. That's Why There's A Lot Of Movies Where There's Not A Ton Of Jokes, But You Get Huge Laughs Because There's A Moment Of Relief.