I'm A Wild Lady. Not.

After 9/11, I Was Like Many People In New York City And Got A Little Depressed. I Began To Check Myself Into The Waldorf Astoria For Room Service, Movies And Just To Chill. I Wanted To Contribute To The Great City Of Manhattan.

I Don't Understand What The Big Deal Is With Gay Marriage. Get Over It, People.

I Used To Want To Be Tall, And Then I Thought, 'if I Were Tall, Then People Would Say I Was Pretty And Not Cute.' And Then I Realized That There Are Worse Things Than Being Called Cute.

I Get Joy, And Actually, A High... By Putting A Quarter In A Meter.

Lots Of These Songs I Hadn't Performed, But I've Always Wanted To. These Are Songs That I Wanted To Get In My Wheelhouse. I Sang Them Over And Over And Over And Over Again. Of Course, I've Fallen In Love With Them All.