I'm Kind Of A Weirdo; I Love

The Lasting Legacy Of The Cooter Smash Is That I'm The First To Know When It's Going To Rain. That's Right. I Both Sing And Predict The Weather With My Hoo Hoo.

A Professionally Trained Actress Should Be A Better Liar, Wouldn't You Think? But No. I Am Pathetically Underachieved In That Area. I Can Think Of A Great Lie. I'm Plenty Imaginative. But Before The Words Are Even Out Of My Mouth, There's A Weird Tickle Of Unease In My Armpits, A Horsefly Of Guilt Lands On The Back Of My Neck, And Before I Can Stop Myself, That Gassy Little Bubble Of Truth Belches Out.

I'm Kind Of A Weirdo; I Love Prison Movies And War Movies.

I'm A Wild Lady. Not.

I Don't Understand What The Big Deal Is With Gay Marriage. Get Over It, People.