I'm A Woman Who Wants Her Chocolate.

Fashion Just Comes Naturally To Me.

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.

I Am Definitely Feeling 'intimate.' I'm Kind Of Unstoppable At The Moment! Like The Big 'o' Is Like The Biggest 'o' Ever.

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.

When I Walk Through An Airport And People Go, 'you're Not Fat!' I'm Like, 'thanks. That's Great. Good To Know I'm Not Fat Today! Thank You!'