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Why Do I Even Dare To Think I Could Dream I Could Imagine I Could Hope?!

Two Young, Fit, Healthy Attractive People In Love? There’s Nothing Worse To Look At In The World.

You’re Not Going To Learn Anything If You’re Not Prepared To Go Flat, So I’m Very Happy To Go Flat.

I'm Organised In Some Ways, But Not In Others.

There's Always A Host Of Voices You're Inspired By. I Love Don Delillo, And I Love Isaac Bashevis Singer, And I Love Beckett, And I Love Pinter. He's One Of The Funniest Voices In English Literature Since Dickens.