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I'm A Quitter. I Come From A Long Line Of Quitters. It's Amazing I'm Here At All.

I Have Tried... Believe Me, I Have Tried To Like Rap Music. It Makes Me Feel So Very, Very Old. I Have Tried To Get Home With The Downies.

You Know, Just Sometimes, In Between The First Cigarette With Coffee In The Morning To That Four Hundredth Glass Of Cornershop Piss At 3am, You Do Sometimes Look At Yourself And Think...this Is Fantastic. I'm In Heaven.

I Really Can't Describe What My Stand-up Is Like - People See It And They Say It's Like That, Or It's Like This, And That's Really Up To Them, That's Fine, But I Don't Sit Around All Day Analysing It. I Just Try And Enjoy A Show And Interest Myself Because If I Don't Do That Then I Won't Interest Anybody Else.

Nothing Can Make Me Feel Better Now, Except Cocaine.