I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only

I Thought I Would, You Know, Go To College, Get To Law School, Finish, And Then Get A Job And Work As A Lawyer, But That Proved To Be Not A Good Fit For Me.

Rock Is Fine. No Structural Damage To Rock. Rock Can Break Through Paper At Any Point. Just Say The Word. Paper Sucks.

I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt That Said 'guess'.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.