I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

I Like Video Games, But They're Really Violent. I'd Like To Play A Video Game Where You Help The People Who Were Shot In All The Other Games. It'd Be Called 'really Busy Hospital.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.

You Mock Those Who Blindly Follow The Majority...turn Your Attention Now To Those Who Are So Dedicated To Deviating From The Norm That They Would Gladly Cease Breathing If It Were Suggested To Them That Inhalation Was A Form Of Conformity; For They Deserve Just As Much Scrutiny And Ridicule.