I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

I Feel So Fortunate To Be One Of The Lucky Ones Who Is So Grateful And Appreciative To Know Such Great Synonyms For Thankful.

I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

I Used To Get Bummed Out When It Rained; Then I Realized That It's God's Way Of Washing Off Hippies.