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There Are Very Few Songs About Just Liking Someone As A Friend.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.

I Still Like Paper Books. Like, Book Is A Flammable Object. After You Read It, You Could Use It To Get Warm. Or It Could Become A Pile Of Napkins.

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

At The Battle Of The Bands The Loser's Always The Audience.