I'm Always Excited To Try Something I

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.

You Can Make A Very Heavy And Kind Of Dangerous 3-way Shot Glass Out Of A Bowling Ball.

Every Fight Is A Food Fight When Youre A Cannibal.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"