I'm An Actor. I Hate To Blow

The More You Know, The Sadder You Get.

I Believe All God's Creatures Have A Soul... Except Bears, Bears Are Godless Killing Machines!

Cynics Always Say No. Saying Yes Leads To Knowledge. So For As Long As You Have The Strength To, Say Yes.

Republicans And Nerds Have So Much In Common -- They Both Live In Fantasy Worlds And Have No Idea How To Relate To Women.

Anyone Can Read The News To You. I Promise To Feel The News At You.