I'm An Ice Sculptor. Last Night I

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."

I Had A Chicken Finger That Was So Big, It Was A Chicken Hand.

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn't Have One. So I Got A Cake.

They Could Take Sesame Seeds Off The Market And I Wouldn't Even Care. I Can't Imagine 5 Years From Now Saying, "remember Sesame Seeds? What Happened? All The Buns Are Blank!"