I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers That Sold

Y'know, You Can't Please All The People All The Time... And Last Night, All Those People Were At My Show.

One Time I Was Forced To Go To The Doctors Because Of A Sports Accident. Herpes.

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

I Got A King-sized Bed. I Don't Know Any Kings, But If One Came Over, I Guess He'd Be Comfortable.

I Met This Girl, She Was An Actress, And She Gave Me Her Number. It Started With 555.