I'm Comfortable In My Own Skin, No

Tell Me I Have To Be Somewhere, And I'll Be There 20 Minutes Early And Stay There Longer Than Anybody Else. You Hold Up A Lot Of People If You're Not On Time.

I Believe In My Cosmetics Line. There Are Plenty Of Charities For The Homeless. Isn't It Time Someone Helped The Homely?

I Know It's Corny - But I Love 'jingle Bells!'

I Was The First Woman To Burn My Bra - It Took The Fire Department Four Days To Put It Out.

People Say You Shouldn't Have Plastic Surgery Because If God Wanted You Another Way He Would Have Made You That Way, But I Say That's A Lot Of Crock. If God Didn't Want Plastic Surgeons, He Wouldn't Have Given Them Hands To Work With.