I'm Convinced That Sanford And Son Shows

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

I've Been Trying To Get Into The Royal Box In New York For Years. They Say I'm Too Dirty, My Material Is Too Blue. But I Think Redd, The Whites And Blue Can Be A Nice Combination.

What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything Like A Closet?

I'm A Sagittarian, See, I Can't Be Fenced In. I Been Living In Las Vegas, Greatest City In The World. I Look Out My Window For 100 Miles. In Vegas, There's Nothing To Do But Gamble, Drink Or Have Sex. I Have Two Of 'em.