What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything

I'm Convinced That Sanford And Son Shows Middle-class America A Lot Of What They Need To Know.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but Even The Best Of Friends Must Part.

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.