I'm Dead Sober. This Is Just Me.

Why Would I Ever Get Cocky? I'm Not Saving Anybody's Life.

I Wasn't Pretty Enough To Play The Popular Girl, I Wasn't Mousy Enough To Be The Mousy Girl, So I Never Fit In. And So I'd Get Close, But I Never Got Anywhere, And It Was Really Painful.

I Promise You, Anybody Given The Choice Of That Kind Of Money Or Having To Make A Phone Call To Tell Your Dad That Something Like That Has Happened, It’s Not Worth It.

I'd Like To Think That I Have A Plan, But You Can't Really Pick What Scripts You're Going To Get Or What Movie Is Going To Come Along.

I Was Going To Come In And Push You Down The Stairs.