I'm Eventually Gonna Take The Daryl Hannah

I've Done A Lot Of Fox Shows Since Then - Married With Children, Living Single And A Whole Bunch Of Other Fox Things.

The Joy Of The Roasts Is To Watch People Get Hurt And Offended, And Then Have To Laugh To Pretend They're A Good Sport.

I Think A Lot Of People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands.

I Find Washington Audiences Are Basically The Same As Every Other Audience; They Watch Me And Go, 'who's Idea Was It To Go See Him? And Is It Too Late To Ask For My Money Back?'

I Changed The Face Of Comedy. I Used To Be Funny.