I'm From Such An Old Family, It's

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.

Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.