I'm From Such An Old Family, It's

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.