My Father Used To Call Me The

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.