My Father Used To Call Me The

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.