Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.