I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not

I Don't Ever Watch Myself. By Watching, You Try To Perfect Yourself, Become A Robot.

When I Started In The Clubs, I Had To Work Places Where Didn't Nobody Else Want To Work. I Had To Do Clubs Where Street Gangs Were, Had To Do Motorcycle Gangs, Gay Balls And Things Of That Nature.

The One Thing About Comedy, Making It Become A Part Of You, The Audience Loves It, Because You Become Part Of Them.

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?

Fear Is Not One Of My Attributes.