I'm Getting Angry At Liberals.

John Boehner Will Be The New Speaker Unless, Out Of Habit, He Blocks His Own Confirmation.

I Cannot Stand People Who Disagree With Me On The Issue Of Roe V. Wade... Which I Believe Is About The Proper Way To Cross A Lake.

Global Warming Isn't Real Because I Was Cold Today! Also Great News: World Hunger Is Over Because I Just Ate.

I'm More American Than Apple Pie. I'm Like Apple Pie, With A Hot Dog In It.

As We All Know, Reality Has A Liberal Bias.