I'm Glad I Am Crazy, It Keeps

I Spent Most Of The Eighties, Most Of My Life, Riding Around In Somebody Else's Car, In Possession Of, Or Ingested Of, Something Illegal, On My Way From Something Illegal To Something Illegal With Many Illegal Things Happening All Around Me

I'm Glad I Am Crazy, It Keeps Me Trying. I Despise Trendies, I Know They're Lying.

What Did Christ Really Do? He Hung Out With Hard-drinking Fishermen.

Pussy Power's Pulling Me Down, Down, Down, Down. When It's There And I Can't Have It, I Get Real Real Rabid.

I Became Iggy Because I Had A Sadistic Boss At A Record Store. I'd Been In A Band Called The Iguanas. And When This Boss Wanted To Embarrass And Demean Me, He'd Say, 'iggy, Get Me A Coffee, Light.'